So I swear a lot. You might have fucking noticed this.

I thought maybe I should explain.

It’s on purpose.  I know I’m doing it.  It’s partly because I’m kind of all liberated and shit here because it’s anonymous.

Ah, yes, this isn’t my real name.

It’s also because this is a blog about how I write smut.  So it seems a bit prissy to not say fuck here when I’m saying perenium in the stories. Basically.

And possibly because I’m watching Dexter at the moment.  Again.  And Debra Morgan really fucking rubs off.  Fuck nuggets, motherfucker, I’m peachy fucking keen and fuck me twice on Sundays.  Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir.  And so on.

And… I guess none of that makes sense if you don’t watch the show.

Um.

Women should say blow me more.  That’s my thought for the day.  Eat me is just too specific.

And there’s another reason my mother never sees this.

Smut is coming. I’m trying to proof read it right now.

And then I did this instead.

Oh well.

Update: Holy fuck, when I posted this, wordpress popped up it’s thing offering me suggested tags I could use.

Debra Morgan and perenium.

Seriously.

So now I’m really curious to see if anyone finds this page based on that specific search.

Tell me if you did.  Even anonymously.  Please please please.

And I’m really, really sorry for this to everyone involved with Dexter.  It’s just to beautiful not to leave up.