This is a bit weird. It’s not smut. It’s also probably triggery and maybe offensive to religious people. But I hope the good kind of offensive, like the offensive that hints at something which might be worth saying. I hope anyway.
Um, if not, sorry. Like actually really sorry.
But its SFF and fantasy, so no-one should be offended.
Or satire. Maybe its satire.
I’m really not sure.
But anyways, here, have a weird flash-fic SFF story thing!